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SUMMARY:ComedySportz
DESCRIPTION:Welcome to ComedySportz\, the all-ages\, all-action\, all-improvised competitive comedy show! \nTwo teams. One winner. No script. Lots of laughs! \nJoin ComedySportz for an afternoon of award-winning competitive comedy fun. Two teams go for gold with quick-witted gags and games inspired by your suggestions. It’s fast-paced\, feel-good fun for everyone – with a referee on hand to ensure a good clean match. \nThe players have sharpened their wits and washed their kits… Who wins? YOU decide! \nPicking up rave reviews and selling out shows at venues and festivals across the UK\, ComedySportz won Best Alternative Act at the North West Comedy Awards in 2022 and was nominated for Best Kids Show at the 2025 Leicester Comedy Festival – Europe’s biggest comedy festival. Book now and don’t miss the weekend’s funniest fixture! \n“A non-stop stream of gags\, sketches and general hilarity” Lancashire Evening Post \n“Quick\, witty\, sometimes ingenious\, and more often than not – just down-right silly.” Yorkshire Times \n“Very\, Very\, Very Funny.” ★★★★★ Mix Up Theatre \n“Brilliantly funny. Gags and games galore.” ★★★★ The Derek Awards \n“A feel-good show that celebrates the joy of improvisation.” ★★★★ Theatre Weekly \n“Skilled and funny.” ★★★★ Three Weeks \nSuitable for ages 7+. All children must be accompanied. \nTwo teams. One winner. No script. Lots of laughs! \nJoin ComedySportz for an afternoon of award-winning competitive comedy fun. Two teams go for gold with quick-witted gags and games inspired by your suggestions. It’s fast-paced\, feel-good fun for everyone – with a referee on hand to ensure a good clean match. \nBest Alternative Act\, North West Comedy Awards in 2022. \n“A non-stop stream of gags\, sketches and general hilarity” Lancashire Evening Post \n“Very\, Very\, Very Funny.” ★★★★★ Mix Up Theatre \nSuitable for ages 7+. All children must be accompanied. \nTickets\nAdults £10\nMembers £9\nAges 7-18 £8\nFamily ticket (2 adults and 2 children or 1 adult and 3 children) £30\nPassholders FREE \nBook online → \nDoors open at 6.45pm. Pop-up bar. \n\nThis event is part of the Illuminate Festival. Click to view the full programme.
URL:https://www.kirkbylonsdale.co.uk/event/comedysportz/
LOCATION:St Mary’s Church\, Church Street\, Kirkby Lonsdale\, LA6 2AX
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Family Friendly,Illuminate Festival,Performance
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SUMMARY:The Complete Works of Jane Austen\, Abridged
DESCRIPTION:Join us for Schoolhouse Production’s fun\, fast-paced romp through the masterpieces of Jane Austen. Our plucky actors take on all of Austen’s beloved heroines\, friends and love interests—complete with cuttiing social satire—in just 80 minutes. \nIt is a truth universally acknowledged that an audience in possession of high spirits must be in want of a ticket to this big-hearted comedy that will delight Janeites and newcomers alike. \n“This show is a laugh-out-loud masterclass in comedy and education.” Voice Magazine \nTickets\nAdults £15\nMembers £13.50\nPassholders FREE \nBook online → \nDoors open at 6.45pm. Pop-up bar. \n\nThis event is part of the Illuminate Festival. Click to view the full programme.
URL:https://www.kirkbylonsdale.co.uk/event/the-complete-works-of-jane-austen-abridged/
LOCATION:St Mary’s Church\, Church Street\, Kirkby Lonsdale\, LA6 2AX
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Illuminate Festival,Performance,Play
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SUMMARY:The Game Show Show
DESCRIPTION:The final performance of this year’s Festival of Ideas is brought to you by comedy theatre company (and St Mary’s regular)\, Black Liver. \nIt’s the game show all about you…yes! YOU! Your hosts Ruth and Keith will be asking questions about St Mary’s and Kirkby Lonsdale and all of you are the contestants! \nYou can join in or sit back and enjoy the show\, as the two combine your hometown’s history with its present day\, whilst satirically commenting on the commercial world we all have to tackle to discover truths. \nTickets\nAdults £15\nMembers £13.50\nPassholders FREE \nBook online → \nDoors open at 6.45pm. Pop-up bar. \n\nThis event is part of the Illuminate Festival. Click to view the full programme.
URL:https://www.kirkbylonsdale.co.uk/event/the-game-show-show/
LOCATION:St Mary’s Church\, Church Street\, Kirkby Lonsdale\, LA6 2AX
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Illuminate Festival,Performance,Play
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